May 2013
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
barefootchiquita:
les-ecrits:
dystopiangoddess:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Oh my God, I will so do this for people I know!! Just ask!
I will happily describe people. Just don’t be offended by my lack of skill at...
amesliberee:
Just because someone is pretty doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has money doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has friends doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone has nice family doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone someone’s smart doesn’t mean they’re not depressed
Just because someone seems happy...
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
cas-is-your-unicorn-dean:
first Wednesday without supernatural
fuckdanielmaitland:
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
